I Think He's Just Jealous
Mayor: "God was watching over our city" during tornado ( USA Today)
Considering the mayor's comment, it's safe to say that "God" sure has a hell of a lot of contempt for private property. "A lot of those things, like photos and couches and houses and shit? Yeah, they're pretty dangerous. I'll just go ahead and destroy those for you. No, no, don't thank me - I'm just watching over you. It is my job, after all."
About 50 people were injured when the tornado ripped through the area Sunday, and about 200 homes and 40 businesses were damaged or destroyed. Two people were listed in serious condition Monday, said Todd Stacy, a spokesman for the governor.
Considering the mayor's comment, it's safe to say that "God" sure has a hell of a lot of contempt for private property. "A lot of those things, like photos and couches and houses and shit? Yeah, they're pretty dangerous. I'll just go ahead and destroy those for you. No, no, don't thank me - I'm just watching over you. It is my job, after all."
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